January 2012
63 posts
Its funny the things that can make your life...
It really is. I never thought that coughing blood at 4AM would be one of them, honestly, but it was.
Because thanks to that, they’re scared shitless, and they won’t mess with me anymore. In fact, they’re actually being nice. Its really cool for a change.
I guess I still don’t like the pills though, I never did.
Oh.
Happy New Years Everyone.
xD
May we all work hard and...
December 2011
70 posts
I care so much
Friend: -goes on a really long rant about how her parents suck and her boyfriend sucks and how she wishes they would all just die and that her grandparents would leave her lots of money-
Friend: God its so nice to have someone that listens. So what do you think?
Me: I have to go Pee.
Official "Legend of Zelda" Timeline Revealed
populationgo:
Here is a timeline that goes more into depth of the Zelda timeline found in Hyrule Historia.
[glitterberri]
LoL WHAT
So…you think I CAN’T kick you off the team.
But you see, I made the team.
So I can kinda do whatever the heck I want.
So I guess you saying “You CAN’T kick me off the team” is like “I CAN’T die from falling off the empire state building”.
Say what you want. I can kick you off, and that sudden stop at the bottom there sure as heck will prove you...
You should be glad
That I don’t want to hit you.
That when you bash on me, I just sit there and smile.
That I’m only counting down the days until I can leave, and not the days until your demise.
That I don’t want to cause trouble for everyone, and I don’t want to be the reason this Christmas sucks.
That i don’t want to scare Grandma.
That I am a hell lot better at controlling my...
me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye
The Internet Justice League
tastefullyoffensive:
by Caldwell Tanner
princeshinkei:
So today someone comes up to me and was like, “Awwwwwww you are so cute! How old are you? Like 10?” I just kinda stared at her and was like I’m 19….o.o
Headbanger’s Ball
animalsbeingdicks:
Lemmy and Darrell would argue for hours over who was more metal.